Mailer Daemon was an official Harold Team at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. Members have since moved on to other projects, but Mailer Daemon still keeps the flame alive.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
What kind of wiper are you?
You may not know it, but the way you wipe your ass can really say a lot about who you are as a person.
Wadding up the toilet paper into a ball says that you’re a free spirit who lives each minute like it’s his last, while folding after each wipe tells us that you’re an uptight economist who shudders at the thought of wasting a delicate square of TP. Do you follow up with a baby wipe? That says that you either care a lot about hygiene or you are of the meticulous serial killer ilk.
I, on the other hand, sometimes wipe with a crumpled up magazine page, which says I’m too lazy to buy more toilet paper and that my roommates fucking hate me.
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Wadding up the toilet paper into a ball says that you’re a free spirit who lives each minute like it’s his last, while folding after each wipe tells us that you’re an uptight economist who shudders at the thought of wasting a delicate square of TP. Do you follow up with a baby wipe? That says that you either care a lot about hygiene or you are of the meticulous serial killer ilk.
I, on the other hand, sometimes wipe with a crumpled up magazine page, which says I’m too lazy to buy more toilet paper and that my roommates fucking hate me.