Mailer Daemon was an official Harold Team at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. Members have since moved on to other projects, but Mailer Daemon still keeps the flame alive.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
WELCOME
Hello everyone, and welcome to the Mailer Daemon blog. This will soon be the place to get all your Mailer Daemon information.
For instance, let's just say that Ellie Kemper gets arrested for smuggling heroin over the border (in her asshole). How long do you think it would take for that sweet information to pass through the grapevine and into your ears (answer: too long). With the new Mailer Daemon blog -- which I'm sure you will be checking daily -- you'll find out in almost no time!
Or what if Ben Rodgers dies of alcohol poisoning (or an alcohol related accident of some sort). You'll read it HERE first!
Kevin Hines dies of old age? Slips and breaks his hip? MD BLOG TIME!
Gabrus devours the entire team in a fraternity prank gone wrong (even though he isn't in a frat)? Shannon gets a penis sewn to her vagina? Dominic learns to walk? Appel gets murdered by an ex-girlfriend?
READ...IT...ON...OUR...BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
So, welcome. Now you can stop sitting at home and thinking about us all day, and instead, come here and READ about us...if you even CAN read...which I assume you can if you're reading this...
What I'm really trying to say is, LET'S GO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE THAT CAN'T READ!
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For instance, let's just say that Ellie Kemper gets arrested for smuggling heroin over the border (in her asshole). How long do you think it would take for that sweet information to pass through the grapevine and into your ears (answer: too long). With the new Mailer Daemon blog -- which I'm sure you will be checking daily -- you'll find out in almost no time!
Or what if Ben Rodgers dies of alcohol poisoning (or an alcohol related accident of some sort). You'll read it HERE first!
Kevin Hines dies of old age? Slips and breaks his hip? MD BLOG TIME!
Gabrus devours the entire team in a fraternity prank gone wrong (even though he isn't in a frat)? Shannon gets a penis sewn to her vagina? Dominic learns to walk? Appel gets murdered by an ex-girlfriend?
READ...IT...ON...OUR...BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
So, welcome. Now you can stop sitting at home and thinking about us all day, and instead, come here and READ about us...if you even CAN read...which I assume you can if you're reading this...
What I'm really trying to say is, LET'S GO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE THAT CAN'T READ!