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Thursday, May 18, 2006
Creative Pornography
As we all know, the internet is FULL of pornography. But, have you actually taken the time to look at some of the outrageous concepts some of these spank sites have? Pornography is not just for masturbating anymore -- it's also for misogynistic hilarity! Here are two of my favorites...
Big Sausage Pizza
This concept is pretty simple. A pizza delivery guy shows up at a sexy lady's door holding the pizza box near his junk area. When he's invited in, he sits on the couch and asks her if she wants a slice, but when he opens the box -- you guessed it -- his dick is sticking out of a hole in the center of the pie! When she performs oral sex on him, her face mashes into the greasy oils and cheese and sauce! Save me a slice (not really)!
Bang Bus
A couple of dudes drive around in a van that they call, the "bang bus." When they see a single woman standing alone on the side of the road, they ask her if she'll get into the bus (van) for some cash. Then when she gets in, they keep upping the amount of money until their penises are inside her. The catch is, they tell her that they'll give her the money after they pull over and let her out, but when she gets out, they slam the door and throw something (usually an empty backpack or a balled up t-shirt) in her face and speed off!
...on a side note, these sites made me remember an idea I once had. I used to talk about creating the ultimate movie that has super explosive action sequences, the funniest comedy ever captured on film, is grippingly suspenseful with lots of brilliant plot twists, and also has hardcore sex scenes with full penitration. There would also be some DOPE animated sequences (digital, drawn and stop-motion).
It would, of course, be a BUDDY COP movie.
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Big Sausage Pizza
This concept is pretty simple. A pizza delivery guy shows up at a sexy lady's door holding the pizza box near his junk area. When he's invited in, he sits on the couch and asks her if she wants a slice, but when he opens the box -- you guessed it -- his dick is sticking out of a hole in the center of the pie! When she performs oral sex on him, her face mashes into the greasy oils and cheese and sauce! Save me a slice (not really)!
Bang Bus
A couple of dudes drive around in a van that they call, the "bang bus." When they see a single woman standing alone on the side of the road, they ask her if she'll get into the bus (van) for some cash. Then when she gets in, they keep upping the amount of money until their penises are inside her. The catch is, they tell her that they'll give her the money after they pull over and let her out, but when she gets out, they slam the door and throw something (usually an empty backpack or a balled up t-shirt) in her face and speed off!
...on a side note, these sites made me remember an idea I once had. I used to talk about creating the ultimate movie that has super explosive action sequences, the funniest comedy ever captured on film, is grippingly suspenseful with lots of brilliant plot twists, and also has hardcore sex scenes with full penitration. There would also be some DOPE animated sequences (digital, drawn and stop-motion).
It would, of course, be a BUDDY COP movie.